You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

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i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is

yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders

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• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

i dont even remember what the original ‘roses are red violets are blue’ poem is anymore

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harraypotter:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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i gotta embrace the marble!

i gotta sniff the marble!

i gotta lick the marble!

i gotta wash the marble!

i gotta date the marble!

i gotta BE THE MARBLE!

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Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog..

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thatfunnyblog:

Guess who got their homework done ?!

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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